Banned for nights up late.... burning the candle at both ends isn't wise... it's better to start in the middle.

Banned for not being up front with that information beforehand... like what am I, a fechen mind reader?

Also banned for not saying where it hurts [most]... we need to know where to poke most.

Banned for just sayin' it's too late for a poke... just when my elbow was ready fer a good ol rib ticklin'... should've struck while the iron was hot, I guess.

banned for not questioning why we should question

banned for glitch mob

Banned for a kick in the bread box is near equivelant to a kick in the nut factory..... and it didn't half make his eyes water.

Banned for the creek bursting its banks....  go someplace else to water down a kick in the bread box.

Banned for you deserve a good paddling for forgetting something... like that.  

Banned for wanting me to go away.

Banned for not being funny.

Banned for the insanity is on your end only... we both took sanity pills and have a clarity of mind.... so get back in your strait jacket and leave the basket weaving to fringe lunatics who can do it equally well with their feet

Banned for too much free time on your hands will come back to bite you..... especially when the internet border guards find out you've overstayed your visa... and defensive driving courses are useless in space, with little to no traffic to avoid.  However, if they're free, I'll take a couple of lessons cos there's a rat I wanna drive up a drainpipe