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Reply #16201 January 5, 2015 8:54:23 AM
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Banned for preferring flat boobies.

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Reply #16202 January 5, 2015 10:12:58 AM
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Banned for there's no such thing as 'flat' boobies in my visual range and/or fantasies... nah, they're all ear muffs to me.

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Reply #16203 January 5, 2015 7:23:42 PM
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Banned for warmth being an operative word there.  

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Reply #16204 January 5, 2015 8:28:50 PM
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Banned for cooling is the required option here right now... so after a wet T-shirt competition would be the way to go.  I could bury my face between the chilled mounds while the headlights shine in my ears.

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Reply #16205 January 5, 2015 10:30:04 PM
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banned for concepts unknown

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Reply #16206 January 6, 2015 4:35:54 AM
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Banned for naivety and concepts as old as time itself.... now get with the program or hand over the reigns to someone who truly values a dallyance in the vestibule of life in the fast lane.

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Reply #16207 January 6, 2015 9:07:15 AM
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banned for assuming its me that is naive

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Reply #16208 January 6, 2015 9:26:39 AM
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Banned for I never assume cos it makes an ASS out of U and ME... but if you aren't naive then you might be a knave

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Reply #16209 January 6, 2015 11:25:59 AM
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Banned for not realizing how taxing guiding the future and raising children can be. justsayin

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Reply #16210 January 6, 2015 3:22:23 PM
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Banned for I know only too well about raising children after my 1st wife walked out so she could do her own thing... as of that moment I became the sole parent of a 4 year old son and a 6 week old daughter..  Mind you, I'd do it all again, though armed with hindsight I'd likely do a better job of it... fewer mistakes, etc.

Also banned for trying to guide the future.... take care of today and the rest will look after itself.

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Reply #16211 January 6, 2015 8:42:30 PM
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Banned for "carpe diem" on the down low. 

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Reply #16212 January 6, 2015 11:10:49 PM
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Banned for carp getting past the damme and finding their way upstream... the trout are not impressed.

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Reply #16213 January 6, 2015 11:21:32 PM
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banned for salmon treats

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Reply #16214 January 7, 2015 2:43:11 AM
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Banned for waiting atop the waterfall like a bear.... and don't believe for one moment the salmon get any treats.

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Reply #16215 January 7, 2015 8:17:14 AM
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Banned for smoked anything salmon. [teriyaki, alder, cherry, hickory, yummers.]    Fresh fish right off the fishing boats at the docks. OMG 

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Reply #16216 January 7, 2015 8:51:42 AM
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banned for being fresh

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Reply #16217 January 7, 2015 7:40:13 PM
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Banned for preferring it after being hung for a month in a dirty old fishmonger's back room... where he also hangs his dirty old socks for next time.

So no, it's not that the fish is smoked... no it has picked up the flavour of his pungent toe jam.

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Reply #16218 January 7, 2015 9:36:06 PM
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banned for toe jam football

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Reply #16219 January 7, 2015 11:52:41 PM
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Banned for jam is scrummy on toast for brekky... but it tastes like crap when licked off a football.

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Reply #16220 January 8, 2015 7:41:37 AM
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  Banned for jamming crap in a football.            And no way to toast it.

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Reply #16221 January 8, 2015 4:37:08 PM
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Banned for only watching football to perv on the players arses in those tight shorts.

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Reply #16222 January 9, 2015 12:49:08 AM
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banned for watching the tight shorts

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Reply #16223 January 9, 2015 2:35:01 AM
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Banned for I only noticed them after you told me to watch out for the "cute butts" on Friday Night Football.  

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Reply #16224 January 9, 2015 3:09:56 AM
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Banned myself for inadvertantly double posting.  OOOOPS!!!!

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Reply #16225 January 9, 2015 7:44:33 AM
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Banned for twice as much of you.....  And for making me erase my 8.1 on my repair loop laptop And replace with an old xp I have. . omg. Wish me well.

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