Banned for staying on the merry-go-round.... and it's not my fault it ended up at full-speed and tossing people off.

Also banned because I can't remember that last time I got tossed off... I tend to behave myself on buses and trains nowadays

Banned for money doesn't buy a pocket full of rainbows... nor a bucket of fairy dust with magical properties that'd allow you to eat dessert til the cows came home and never gain an ounce.

Oh how I wish.

banned for chanting TV sayings

banned for  banning :

b.t.w

Please do believe this uninteresting joke :

(4 – 5)² = (6 – 5)²

4 – 5 = 6 – 5

4 = 6

2 = 3

1 + 1 = 3

Banned for being like the constipated mathematician who worked it out with his pencil... just hope he didn't put it in his mouth afterwards.

Banned for being pathetic enough to actually write something in this thread JK

banned for splitting hairs

Banned for bald is history.  {Rogaine}   And in Vogue.    Choose your pick.

Banned for history is so yesterday... or even older.

Banned for dressing ONLY in your birthday suit and a Xmas hat to entice Santa into giving you it ALL.

Also banned for a most seductive avatar that has my imagination going 6 to the dozen... and my heart rate even faster.

BTW, keep up the good work.

Banned for a man cave should have a fully stocked bar and waitresses with big... no huge.... no ginormous personalities.

Banned for it was a pub... and the topless barmaids giggled and asked me to say hi