Banned for not going with the insanity of smart phones... so are you still using smoke signals or have you upgraded to tin cans on a piece of string? 

banned for stuffing things

banned because I am all about those gains

Banned for worst advice ever.   A moment on the lips you know...

Banned for there are no muscles there... and even if there were, those aren't the kind of exercises you can do in any gym

Banned for I like muscles.

Banned for the one a little rough around the edges and doesn't care. That's my Kryptonite.   nOt that Malboro guy either... cig, ugh

Banned for being undecided... and next time you procrastinate, go somewhere more private.

Banned for play fighting in the nude... tho I s'pose it saves time when the victor claims his/her spoils.

Also banned for play fighting while I only have my conscience to wrestle.

Banned for I thought you were like a fox hound.... and marked your own territory, etc.

Banned for I could have done with a nice blonde nurse with long hair to tend gently to my injuries... got a few nasty bruises on my back as well, though I didn't notice those at first.  A couple of days later I did, and being there is no gratitude for my efforts, no consideration for my injuries or pain, I shan't be putting myself on the line again... not unless there's a major shift in attitude to regain my trust.

Anyway, enough of that... banned for making me think of playing doctors and nurses.

Banned for thinking I do shifts... once I'm on the nest I stay there until I hear there's bacon to go with the eggs.

Banned for makin' bacon... now who was that pretty pig I saw you with last night?

[yeah, orright, it's a spin on RedneckDude and bessie the sheep, but so what]