Banned for letting loose the spiders... now I'm never gonna get rid of the cobwebs on my wallet.  Oh well!

Banned for arms up and shaving your armpits while on camera.... next it'll be your...

Nah, I won't go there... cos I should probably leave your legs alone, right!

banned for leaving the facial hair ungroomed

banned for demanding karma

Banned for reminding me of the silly season and Joy.... when Carol said no to some hanky panky in the cloakroom I decided to jump for Joy.

Banned for gumshoe employment is honest work if you can get it. 

Banned for not stressing anything... not even your love muscle.

Banned for that would be very good for one's health. 

Banned for refusing the shipment of yellow snow... and there's NO refunds on unwanted goods.

Also banned because a massage [read wank] is not considered a proper love muscle workout.

Banned for pretending it's more.... and a hand shandy is the next best thing to get the dirty water off your chest.

Banned for lumping me in with Ryat.... who should've grown out of it by now.

Banned for assuming that I thought that... so be a man and not a fool, pull the chain and not your tool.

Banned for being in the chain gang.