since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for 101 ways to grow old disgracefully.... and I'm well on my way... with many an impure thought and 61 years of experience to help me put them into practice.
banned for being impure
banned for judging poor starkers
banned for being poor
Banned for I am poor, still technically homeless and unlikely to find somewhere of my own before Xmas, but I will get into the Christmas spirit with an egg nog or 6 and a yo ho, ho and a bottle of rum.
Also, everybody here is banned for missing International Talk Like a Pirate Day this year.... AAARRGGHHH!!!!!!
banned for pirating a day
Banned for buccaneers have a right to pirate any day ending with AY in any week between 1 and 52 that falls within a month beginning with J, F, M, A, S, O, N or D.
Also, banned for having to check the calendar.
banned for remarks upon the calendar
Banned for pointing sausages at the calendar to pick dates to have the day off... I used to throw darts at mine.
Banned for forgetting about throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it's ready.
banned for wasting good food
Banned for gastronomical references... thou shalt ot have eyes bigger than thy belly
In other words, banned for gluttony - aka foolishly thinking thy appetite is of Biblical proportions.
Banned for not thinking of the ceiling.... saves having to find a step ladder later cos it falls down on its own.
banned for complicated bans
Banned for not for me. (ceiling, check.. check.) lol
banned for simplistic bans
Banned.
banned for not being the Rocketeer
Banned from the Interstellar Pilots Association.... thou shatlt not rocketeer in a no-fly-zone.
Banned for not saying racketeering. Want to buy a watch. I have some fresh snow arriving any day!! Cheap Cheap Cheap
banned for giving me snow
Banned for snow, for you, for free... wasn't me?
Banned for taking away Eskimo jobs in a downturned snow economy... they tell me that strip searches are on the decline in the Arctic Circle since one cop almost had his eye poked out.
Banned for hard nipples.
banned for squeaking clean heads
Banned for old technology... cassettes are such old hat
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