Banned for Dean Martin wrote a song about him.  hehe

Banned for perspeculatively speaking, maybe.

Banned for munching on speculatory wording.

Banned for people under the stairs.... I recommend self flagellation for temptations concerning Arriety, they're a no-no.

Banned for stair entrance.

Banned for climbing trees and who put the 'B' in climbing. I don't hear no B in there. It isn't clime-bing.

Banned for alphabetic impure thoughts... and pay your spell quecker more money, it appeers to have gone on stryke

Banned for coincidences.... though it's no coincidence you've been their.  I went they're once and there were none too impressed.

Banned for mixing ingredients that are responsible for words being found in cook books..... and if you can't stand the heat in the kitchen...

... there's a little nook in a cranny down behind the wots-is-name where the thingwybobs grow wild and free beside a babbling Brooke, who lost her mind after years of working in a hot kitchen.

Banned for the Scots man who saw a Canadian Moose..... he Said [in his broad Scottish accent]: "If that's a Canadian moose I'd hate t' meet up with a Canadian rat."

Also banned  tupper mousse.... tastes plasticky not chocolatey.

banned for silencing the letters

banned for going back in time

In 1967 my mom was 7. LOL

Banned by special request.