Banned for I've not heard any tails just recently... tho I did see a bull lift its tale to.... uh....

...... swoosh away a fly.

Banned for a fly in the ointment... hope you're not gonna put that under the bull's tail, it might attract others.

Banned for having an eyes on the delicacy while Northern desert dwellers are eating their dates.

So do dates grow on trees or do they just come in packs at the supermarket?

Banned for I would love the see the Polar Bears in Churchill. One day...

Really the Ryat. 

Banned for I wouldn't be stepping out of the tundra vehicle... nuh uh   And the Polar Bears and I have similar hair or fur colors.  Bonding thingy.. maybe   

    Banned for obviously a golden blonde bear.  

  And I just wanta smoosh with that face...  

Banned for coming by it honestly. 

Banned for concealing the truth under the carpet.... find somewhere better or the missus will find it next time she shampoos the rug.

@starkers Banned for spoken from a man with experience?

@Ryat Banned for that a good place for rugs. Unless it's in front of the sink, and in front of the tub. Carpets  eeewwwwww

Banned for not being @ the right place at the wrong time

Banned for foresight... for profusely predicting peoples peculiar predicaments

Banned for don't get starkers going on about golden "oldies"...      And that song rocks!