banned for not knowing about the joke between me and my wife about Victoria Secret

banned for wanting the to know the joke

Banned for stealing the coleslaw joke... not to mention turning around the kitchen door joke while the lady was wiping the mayonnaise off her lettuce...

"Close the door I'm undressing."

Did you know there was a sex maniax course that comes after dessert?  Roll over Honey and Lettuce on top.

Ryat is banned for wanting second helpings.

banned because the joke involves farts and trying on Victoria Secret underwear

Banned for you should have known it wouldn't fit you beforehand... and banned for leaving skidmarks in yer wife's knickers.

Banned for you would persist.... and now the cat's out of the bag there's no stuffing it back in... a bit like Ryat's fart, really, out permanently.

Banned for not noticing it wasn't mine. 

Besides, me thinks Victoria's Secret don't make stuff that'd fit my larger than size 6 arse... so banned for not requesting larger sizes.

Banned for thinking their knickers are any better... besides, I've heard their undies are like St Pauls Cathedral.

There's no ballroom.

    Banned for big ballroom, big pockets.  

And hot pockets... I mean hot dog.     

Banned for not wanting to snack on puppies.... and no, doggie biscuits are not a good alternative to go with a glass of milk.

Banned for 

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

Dustin Hoffman. 

banned because some are allergic to the PB

banned because peanuts are not nuts and therefore can be eaten safely by those that have nut allergies

Banned for peanuts and monkehs are sympatico.