banned for I was behind the tree. He jumped the fence.

Banned because the outhouse outback is out of order. Last know occupant ...... you know who you are.

Banned for not alerting Oz to falling outhouse roofs and endangering innocent bystanders holding their noses.

Banned because this tornado originated 'inside the outhouse.... I dunno, Uvah and his things that go bump in the night.

Banned for sawing off the railway.

I ban the whole internet

Banned because the bitter and twisted Wicked Queen poisoned Snow Pink with an apple and Rumpledforeskin did a deal with the devil to exact revenge on Hansel and Gretel for eating the Gingerbread man

Banned for Grim news when the world is getting ready to off itself.

Banned because the ants and roaches shall inherit the Earth.

Banned because you do not have the endurance for prolonged dominance in a roach infested world that has chaos as its prime directive and anarchy as its enforcer.

Banned because being lawful doesn't necessarily mean that the common interests are best served... being a tight-arsed billionaire [read Donald Trump] is lawful, but his self-serving greed ensures many are deprived due to so much wealth being tied to just one man.

Yeah, I know... banned for yet another rant about greedy rich bastards.

Banned for not taking a position on anything related to this, that or the other thing... which when I last checked was on the other side of the Never-Never behind the Black Stump and beside a sleeping wombat with a syphilitic disease it caught from a promiscuous koala