banned for if it's a memorable Tupperware party, you can be forgiven for baing there to start. Like the time I went to see Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Dragged along and thankful for it.

banned for it involved plastic that burps when you finger it.

Banned because hmmmm.. is considered pronographic in some societies and we wouldn't want to offend anybody, would we!!! 

Um, let's see, it was the beginning of the end - of 2 marriages... mine to the former mrs s, and the current mrs s' to her former pain in the arse. After about 4 years later and various hiccups, burps and other distractions, the current mrs s decided I should get remarried... to her, and I did.

I'll leave out the bits about the sheep, other than they were tasty, cos there's possibly a some Kiwi readers who might get a tad jealous...

Banned for predicting burps.

Banned because your burps register on the Richter scale anywhere from 4.5 upwards.

banned for not being in Kansas anymore.

banned for I know people from Iowa.

no... no, it is not.

banned for bollocks! Bigfoot lives in the Yukon... and he's really just a size 10 1/2.

banned for 2.1*5.

Banned for shag-festing without a license and digging 60's roots.

Banned because suburbia got subbed in the burbs.

Banned because apparently nobody cares about rural America anymore.

Took them long enough...