Banned, all of you, for unimaginative bans that do not even raise a small chuckle, much less a giggle....
Also banned for abbreviations that reduce further the enjoyment this thread should provide...
And banned because instead of being off with the fairies, the fairies come to you to counteract the laziness...
And finally, banned because a flock of dingbats just flew over and crapped all over next door's aspidistras