Banned because you've probably got a cute arse...  and that distraction would likely cause me to jam my fingers in the door.

Banned for thinking that's a joke... and banned for thinking anybody would laugh at it.

Banned for....  eh, just banned [you might've got it, but don't link me to it, orright]

Banned for for emoticon discrimination.  We are the 99%.

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Banned for holding emoticons prisoner in a post.

banned for tying yourself down. You're young and free. Go sow your wild oats. Of course, knowing you, you'll come back with a bowl full of wild rice.

Banned for BDBF.

Banned for WB

Banned for GC2.

Banned for E=MC2

banned for 

banned for technicalities.

banned for beating a dead horse. Where's Bison with a Smiley when you need him?

banned for I practically cried reading your post.

Banned for being rough on his sensitivities, Elephant on a rabbit rough....