since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for being a peeping tom and knowing that I didn't...
....also banned for having plenty and not sharing
...... and banned again for over-indulgence [you'll get fat, you know]
banned for stealing my thunder.
banned for not having enough to afford the loss.
Banned for triple banning and stealing thunder and not having enough left over.
Banned for leftovers.
banned for breakfast the next day
Banned for being a perpendicular person who likes horizontal dancing.
Banned for a triple entendre.
Banned for thinking entendre
banned for thinking triple.
And I like a good horizontal mambo.
Banned for liking mambas. Freud much?
banned for not Freudian at all. The horizontal mambo has long been a sexual metaphor. I think it's pretty well understood at this point.
Banned for not considering the horizontal bee bop
banned for speaking robot.
Banned for herky jerky movement
banned for beef jerky.
Banned because I've always wanted to try that stuff...
banned for never having beef jerky.
Banned because I tried kangaroo jerky and didn't like it.
[and is jerky the staple diet of jerks?]
Banned because... wait.... kangaroo is edible???
Banned because eating rabid kangaroo makes you hopping mad.
banned for using corny puns. And yes, all jerks eat beef jerky.
banned for I must be a jerk
Banned for offering off-the-hoof buffalo steaks.
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