banned for not wanting me to teach my kids responsibility 

Banned for impersonating a Greek scholar and criticising the players of a very complex game that tests the skills and imagination of dedicated participants.

Banned for having Romin' hands and Russian fingers.... but not necessarily used for playing the fiddle.

Banned for publicly mentioning my Jake the Peg moment and inciting others to want pictures.

Banned for emulate rhymes with something that causes hair to grow on the palms of your hands.

Banned for emitting pungent winds at regular intervals and using high powered fans to blow them into the neighbour's place.

Banned for I knew where it was coming from and where it was going.  What I didn't know was how long it would last and whether I'd need a Hazmat suit to venture outside to mow the lawn.

Banned because fire is your friend if used wisely and you respect it.

Banned for roasting Your 14 y/o for trying to use your PC and running up the gas bill.

Banned for recycling hollering old monkeys so that they don't fling poo and spit on bankers, real estate agents and politicians.

Banned for getting stuck between two parameters and trying to use a skyhook to hoist yourself out.

banned for acting like this is a joke