Banned for shouting at the leopard because you didn't believe it was deaf.

Banned cos my one-armed drummer can wipe the floor with most drummers.

Banned for the ban on the man who stilled the water.

banned for sticking a lid on it and charging people 50c for a drink of water.

Bann3d for exuding impure thoughts during church on Sunday.

Banned for attending boring places and bitching about it afterward to the poor unsuspecting souls whose sensitive ears took a noise blast at the point of your painstaking delivery.

Banned for being one of those 'others' who doth protest too much.

Banned for being not enough in a competitive world that does not reward slackers for passing the buck.... and any other loose change.

Banned for a brazen public display of business acumen and posing as an accountant with a penchant for Penny pinching.

I reckon you should oughta leave that woman's backside alone afore her hubby turns up.

Banned for turning the precipitation around here to snow.

It hasn't done it in around 50 years or more, but it is snowing quite steadily here in Launceston Tasmania.  I'm told, though, that it never used to settle, but this time it is settling and is around 4 inches deep at present.

The last time I saw snow was in 1990 when I went to New Zealand for 3 weeks.  Before that it was in 1968 in the UK.

Banned for blaming global warming on Arctic inhabitants because they light fires inside their igloos to keep warm.

Banned for getting into a kayak and singing 'we're all hippos rowing down the river'

Banned for blaming Bill for the hole in your wallet that was leaking bucks into the wild.