I would give you karma, but you are banished. Begone, ye poster on many threads.

I would give you karma, but you haven't returned stronger yet so I can't give it to you.

I would give you karma, but you admited defeat.

I would give you karma, but you are word-playing again.

I would give you karma, but is there a hint I dont get about your reference in your body?

LOL harpo!

I would give you karma, but you made me laugh.

I would give you karma, but at least I am not a harp, harpo.

I would give you karma, but I am NOT morphine, but morpheas.

Morpheas in ancient Greek Mythology was the God of sleep and dreams. A Harp was usually an instrument with a very soft and soothing sound ideal for sleeping like a baby, and since I am morpheas, I am the harp OPERATOR, and YOU are the Harp.

I would give you karma but what if i am deaf

I would give you karma, but I will not since you started yelling so loud, that even my cat was scared and run away

Harpo, My name is NOT morphine, but morpheas(768), the number is irrelevant and random, but the name is the name of the greek God. If i wanted to be morphine, then I would have that nick.

Why do I care if 3000 years after the Glory of Greek culture, ancient Mythonlogy, and civilization, the people of today named their drug after the famous Morpheas?

Now, as I already said, usually, Morpheas plays the Harp, to put people into sleep, and travel them into the mysterious world of Dreams.

SO I PLAY YOU (HARP) AND PUT EVERYONE TO SLEEP.

AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

Suck on this!  

I would give you karma, but I just wanted to destroy harpo, and I did

I would give you karma, but the factor of 2 deterres me.

i would give you karma butthat means you flushed just about every substance on the earth

I would give you karma, BUT those that claim I am either a harp or play a harp do NOT know me. I am NOT musical, just am able to YELL at 130+db, so if you want to lose your hearing/get shaken up totally then get me pissed off.

also you could look in the national orgistra's as most of them do have a harpist, and also look inside each piano and you will see a harp.

harpo