I would give you karma but I've got a bit of the raging bull in me and I feel like a couple of heifers.

 This but not this

I would give you karma but the aminals are on the loose.

I would give you karma but, those sheep. They're trouble makers for sure. Especially the black ones.

I would give you karma but...........I'll think of something.

I would give you karma but, now I'm to tired.

I would give you karma but, they weren't mine. Mine would get 1rst prize.

I would give you karma but with those puppies on the loose I'm gonna have to become honorary dog catcher and round 'em up.

I would give you karma but puppy poop got on the button.

I Would give you karma but I'm not playing the lead role... oh, and are there any nude scenes I need to be aware of?

Yeah, I thought rounding up/handling puppies was a brilliant idea... but that bastard banker wouldn't finance anything.  Nope, he's a right prick and just wanted to get in on the action for a 70 - 30 cut in his favour.  Well that's never gonna happen and I told the greedy swine to take nose dive off the 44th floor of his HQ.

Did I ever tell you that I hate bankers?

I would give you karma but, and natural. 

Yes, you will be the Thunder God of Flatulence. Possible butt scene or two. 

I would give you karma but the Grumble Fairy has threatened an attack of the screaming abdabs if I push the flamin' button.

Ah well, I'll get to work alongside the Thunder Fairy... now there's a nude scene I fancy.

I would give you karma but there you go again... speaking with forked tongue about afternoon delight and fig leaves.

I would give you karma but Eve is looking for a fig leaf to shine it up before she takes the big bite.