I would give you hot karma to warm things up a little, but it would have cooled off by the time it reached you.

I would give you karma but my imaginary friend put dibs on it

I would give you karma but my succubus sucked the life right out of it

I would give you karma but, he said no. 

I would give you karma but dragging Fuzzy into this will interrupt his a.m. Fuzzeh rituals.

I would give you karma but, furries?  

I would give you karma but, {nudge, nudge,wink,wink,saynomore,saynomore } well, you have to take yourself out of that role. You can listen and still make your moves. Put your arm around them, dry their tears, the old lift the chin with your finger is nice. I'm betting it'll take care of itself after that Xer07.

I would give you karma but I'm busy emptying the bullets from your gun....

Ugh.... furries.

I would give you karma, but you made it sound like I try to relate to them.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but Orb Fondling is an Olympic sport.

I would give you karma but, You maybe relate but at a place not of your choosing. Why else would you be sad?

I would give you karma, but COOKIES!

Xer0 \^/