I would give you karma but, I ran out of dry naps... so wet it is.

I would give you karma but, the pussy eating pit bull has eaten that too.  

I would give you karma but,      mmmmm 

Gaegog

looks yummy! 

I would give you karma but, I need some. Look at what I did to myself yesturday. OMG

 And I'm such a wimp... Boo Hoo  [e digicons]:')[/e]

I would give you karma but...

...I am a bit perturbed by that paleness above...

I  would give you karma but, 

the paleness! Why you green blooded ...

have I ever mentioned I'm a natural blonde. Yeah, well that makes me fairly white.  I don't do tanning booths. 

Just came back from ER. It's not broken or fractured. Yay. But, if the pain consists, radiology in 2 days. Whatever that is.

I would give you karma but you went OT

Proof needed...

I would give you karma but the blondes I went out with DID.

Good choice. It's really obvious here in England who's fake tanning, mainly because there is no way the average person would get a decent tan from living in England, so we know who's been mutilating their skin cells from sight.

I would give you karma, but many people prefer natural roses to plastic ones.

I would give you karma but, there is no tanning over here either. Even in this nice weather.-2c.  

And tanning booths are skin cancer in a box.

Feeling oodles better today.

I would give you karma but your tanning light is blinding me. 

Hello, anybody there, hello?

I would give you karma but I'm fantasizing about an all-over tan.