I would give you karma but my chooks [chickens] turned into emus and kicked the dunny [outhouse] down and now we gotta use next-door's

I would give you karma but I'm doin' stuff.

I would give you karma but shouldn't he be smiling?

I would give you karma but bad life schmad life, it all comes out in the wash anyway.

I would give you karma but it's way past my bedtime and that mongrel up above has my blow-up doll...

I would give you karma but I have to go get the Sunday dinner ready

I would give you karma but the machine that makes it has broken down and the mechanic who's come to fix it won't budge until he gets a cup of tea and some karma for turning up... which creates a catch-22 situation unless I can convince him that I WILL tell his wife about the extra-marital diddling he's been doing with a younger woman if he doesn't get to work.

Banned for thinking extra-marital diddling has a catch.

I would give you karma but two posts above are banned because they're in the  wrong place.

I would give you karma but ... a dragon came and stole all the gold n shiny pants

I would give you karma but the dragon took the pot to the other side of the rainbow. He likes the way it sparkles.

I would give you karma but you don't have to fall from Heaven.... just come back down the Stairway To Heaven and dispense with that bruising thud at the bottom