I would give you karma but there's no such freaking thing... it's called poochitrepidation.

BOLLOCKS!!!!!!   You, afraid of puppies?  NAH!!!!  I recall the pic of Salma Hayek's ample cleavage that you posted without fear, so don't try pulling that one on us.

I would give you karma, but you're a green-blooded, pointed-eared freak.

I would give you karma, but, as is..

I would give you karma but the logic behind it escapes me.

I would give you karma but the logic is very slippery. Just ask Fuzzy.

I would give you karma but, the only slippy thing around here is the ice covered pavement

I would give you karma but, now I have both songs playing in my head at the same time.

bugger!

I would give you karma, but you all failed to notice that the OP posted in this thread after months of being gone.  Welcome back, IFear!!!

-Twi

I would give you karma but that bad taste in your mouth mightn't be the 7-11 breakfast sandwich, but rather a fly flew in while you were taking a bite. 

Never mind, though... apart from all the diseases they carry, they're also full of protein.

I would give you karma but I'm too busy writing a book of roach recipes... volume 2 will include flies and rats

I would give you karma but you didn't turn up for the taste test... now you'll never know just how good that fly pie really was.

I would give you karma but where's your sense of adventure?

I would give you karma but I think you're a bit of a woos... next you'll be telling me no birds nest soup, either.