The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
????that scares you? wow..........any way wish granted.....unfornuatly the transition into being a real man was to great for you and you digress into being a child again.....
i wish for a forth book in the Icerigger series
Granted but its profane and banned and burned in effigy all over the world. You never get to read it
I wish for funny pictures
granted but they to are banned
i wish for the death of the empire and the return of the republic
Granted but eventually the Empire (non-Sith) wins, the Galactic Alliance (the New Republic) is destroyed and the Sith Empire is engaged in a war with the Fel Dynasty of the New Order for control of the galaxy
I wish that those funny pics wouldn't be banned
I got all these of the same place and I removed the 'offensive' ones
I wish people would stoip clogging up my bandwidth with annoying pictures.
granted general veers is assassinated so you dont have to deal with his pictures.
i wish for............................a v2 rocket
granted. but at high speeds with a large explosive payload. nice knowing you.
i wish for the video game companies to stop hosing us on good games.
they stop and istead just kill you and sell you to alians
i wish for a game to be made taht was so awsome i would die form it
Granted. It costs ten million dollars, but you rack up massive debt and buy it anyway, then die as soon as you see the increadibly awesome developer logo on your TV screen.
I wish for total ageless immortality and eternal sanity and two more wishes.
Granted. But you're locked away in a room with not doors or windows and both of your extra wishes have to be "I wish for colgate toothpaste".
I wish Perfect World would hurry up and download already. Looks like a fun game.
granted but it turns out it really sucks and gives you a virus
i wish i had holy socks
Granted, but it turns out they find you impure and you are subsequently incinerated when you try to put them on.
I wish there hadn't been two ways to interpret that wish...
I wish My Perfect World Account had been activated instead of getting some random apology message.
both are granted....instead holy now has no meaning therefor cant be interpreted as any thing
and two you thingy works and you get to pley it....but die from bordom while trying it
i wish eve online download would hurry the eff up
granted. but it downloads so fast your box overheats and explodes lodging pieces of plastic protruding from your neck.
i wish for nice happy healthy kitties that don't dies in horrible deaths.
granted. but they leave you, and jump under a moving train.
i wish i could control reality.
wish granted but you can only control the reality of your own shoes to make them gloves
i wish for stuff
Granted. You get stuffed and mounted on Sara Palin's wall.
I wish for godhood.
granted but its fake and as soon as you tryto do something god kills you
I wish for temperate cheese that does not cause Gonorrhea.
Granted. A piece of temperate cheese that causes AIDS appears in your stomach.
I wish my mother would stop her health food jihad and allow Pepsi and candy bars within 100 feet of the house.
wish granted and when you take your first sip of pepsi you get cance some how
i wish for a chip
Granted, it lands on your head and kills you
I wish i could freeze all of time
Merry Christmas
Granted. But you forgot to wish for how to unfreeze it.
I wish you weren't a month early with that last statement, and that I actually get everything I wanted this year (and I do mean everything).
Granted. But all your 'naughty' wishes have a hitch. All the people look like your mom.
I wish for telekenisis
granted but you dont have it your worst enemy does and he uses it on you
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