The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Me thinks methane evacuation is most
satisfying
Satisfying, but if there's an open flame, Yoda says, "Cremating it would
be."
Be prepared, always carry a gas mask around
starkers!!!!!!!!
stfartkers is a gas factory multiplex
really.
Really, you people know me so well it's a wonder I have ANY
secrets.
Secrets of a fart
machine
Machine only works on High Octane
gas
Gas of only the finest quality will do for Cap'n Starkers, the fart
connoisseur.
Connoisseur of farts I am, and I connosiseur whenever I can, loud and long, I can break into song, but don't be standing the other side of the
fan
Fan indeed, but have you considered making a
CD (easy listening or alternative new wave)
CD, of farts to the tune of the blues, now that could be
interesting
Interesting to find a microphone capable of withstanding the wind speed and corrosive affects of Starkers
gas.
Interesting indeed, and wouldn't the deep bass sounds of "Old Man River" reverberate just perfectly throughout the
room,
OK, too slow again....
Gas powered tubas would sound great on methane blues in D
chord
Chord only? How's this, Cap'n?
There was a young fellow named starker,
A really magnificent farter,
On the strength of one bean
He'd fart "Human Body" by Queen,
And "Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata".
Cap'n Blackbeard weren't too bad of a farter 'imself, could play 'Yo ho, ho on a dead man's
chest
There was an old bloke named Seth.
Who could fart evey word of McBeth.
Poor old Willy was dismayed
While he turned in his grave
and glad he'd taken his last breath
Pork and Beans are good for the heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
and your always ready for another meal.(or should I say cabbage)
Chest are favored stare area on ladies by
men...
Men and women, both enjoy looking at a golden turkey
breast
Breast... breasts.. I can't think of anything to say about those things.. I'll keep you ABREAST of the
situation
Situation ended with the man getting slapped for staring at the woman's
breasts.
BREASTS.. well, my son just ate some chicken
breasts
Breasts of Pheasant with a light Hollandaise are
delicious
Delicious is when you do the breast stroke and it get's you
GOLD
Gold, that's what I say when a woman bares her breast
stroke medals
Medals for heroes of armed conflict glitter and
beckon
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