Assimilated or no take-out I think would be...um...yucky. Imagine how big the bag would have to be in order to keep your 'food' hot. Forget it if the 30 minute rules

 apply.

Assimilated at these gas prices

phewey!

Room soon emptied after I walked in, but that meant more party nibblies for me to

devour.

Away she goes!

Portals ...

Bark at the full moon, but only if you sit atop the fencepost in your underwear and have no problems with silver

bullets.

Phantoms in the night, I see them, in my dreams, under the bed, behind the closet door and often on the ceiling, peering down at me as I try to sleep, but can not because they eerily haunt my every thought as I lay there, unknowing what they may do next to disturb my night's rest that I see the dawn usher in a new day, having not slept at

all.

Now is the time to take stock (and that doesn't mean shoplifting) and turn all our nightmares into beautiful dreams... dreams that make use feel good when we awaken each

morning

Birds of a feather flock together... which is just as well, cos if emus mated with cockatoos you'd have a bird that'd laughingly says "eff you" while it kicks yer dunny door

down.

Joy, yup, I jumped for joy once, but she didn't like it and gave me a thick

ear.

Under the hood lays the engine, dirty and

tired.

Hospital, after spending three years in one in two 18 month stints, is not somewhere I'd like to be for any perion of

time.

Is there a doctor in the house?

(Kenneth Williams... Carry on Doctor)

Po... is what my great grandmother called that thing she kept under the bed for night time calls of nature during

winter  (she had an outside toilet and wasn't "going out there for any bugger")