bailout is something you should consider if your plane is on

fire

Airplane was taxiing and about to take off when it was discovered a passenger had let rip an enormous starkerbark that had pressurised the cabin to a more than safe or recommended level for passengers and crew alike, so take off was aborted for fear the airplane would burst open, even at low altitude, and spill gasping for air passengers and crew all over the ground

below.

gravel rash is something to look forward to if you fall out of a plane unexpectedly, if fact, that's the best you can look forward

to

Plan ahead for financial security and some bastard in banking and/or government will come along to eff it all

up.

smoke gets in your

eyes

Ball at the 50 yard line and Lady GaGa is bent...over to hike the ball but the QB has other

ideas

Round and round and up and down is what's said makes the World go round, but what if you end up getting too dizzy for all the up and down

action?

Hey IROKONESS... good t' see ya... long see no time.

Right, the movies can be really fun or really

sucky.

Best vacuum cleaners are those that suck AND blow.... comes in real handy when there's a persitent peddler at the door.

Finished is a term not compatible with curried cabbage or

starkerbarks.

Hearted, half-hearted, true hearted, all's well as long as it still

beats.

Drum up enough business and you might just

survive