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Reply #3901 August 3, 2009 1:35:32 PM
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Before curried cabbage what was your excuse for the

methane?

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Reply #3902 August 3, 2009 11:32:39 PM
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Methane producing cows have four stomachs and under NO circumstances should they be fed curried

cabbage.

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Reply #3903 August 4, 2009 12:08:46 PM
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Cabbage with corned beef and potaoes is a great

meal.

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Reply #3904 August 4, 2009 1:27:15 PM
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Meal should be healthy, not full of crap stuff like oily food like

fries.

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Reply #3905 August 4, 2009 8:15:25 PM
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fries

yum     

 

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Reply #3906 August 4, 2009 9:42:19 PM
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Yum for me is a big, thick, rare, juicy Porterhouse steak done on the grill with a baked potato, some string beans and a frosty beer: The Joy of

Life!

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Reply #3907 August 5, 2009 7:19:11 AM
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Life revolves around two things...

1: Peanut Butter

and

2: Jelly

Put them together in copious amounts and what do you.........................................

get??

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Reply #3908 August 5, 2009 7:52:51 AM
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Get Smart revolves around two numbers....86 and

99

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Reply #3909 August 5, 2009 8:12:57 AM
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99 must've had the patience of a saint to put up with 86's constant

cock-ups.

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Reply #3910 August 5, 2009 7:01:31 PM
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Cock-ups doesn't have the same meaning without

Viagra.

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Reply #3911 August 6, 2009 12:36:03 AM
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Viagra has now been modified to help those who keep nodding off during boring speeches, etc... one little blue pill keeps their eyelids up for

hours

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Reply #3912 August 6, 2009 1:35:50 PM
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Hours of fun from this dinky

toy!!

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Reply #3913 August 6, 2009 2:02:13 PM
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Toy manufacturer branches into making innovative appliances for lonely old

spinsters.

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Reply #3914 August 7, 2009 1:33:26 PM
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Spinsters will be cornering the silicone and battery markets.  Sounds like insider

trading.

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Reply #3915 August 7, 2009 1:45:19 PM
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trading with bartering gypsies can end up leaving you

broke.

Hey Ed... all.

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Reply #3916 August 7, 2009 3:34:30 PM
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Broke is what we'll all be if this spiral into hell doesn't stop

soon.

 

Hey Mark, I need to PM you soon for some help

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Reply #3917 August 8, 2009 12:38:10 AM
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Soon can sometimes never come soon enough... like when the person inside the solitary 'cubicle' says they'll be done soon, but you're really, really busting and the 'turtle head' is already

showing.

 

Hey Mark, I need to PM you soon for some help

Yup, no worries, mate... any time.

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Reply #3918 August 8, 2009 1:06:46 PM
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Showing is what you don't want your girlfriend to be doing and asking for a DNA

test.

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Reply #3919 August 8, 2009 9:40:39 PM
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Test me for paternity and they'll find out I'm firing

blanks.

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Reply #3920 August 8, 2009 10:00:31 PM
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Blanks is probably the nickname you'd have, if you're full name, was....

Blanket.... 

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Reply #3921 August 9, 2009 2:13:12 AM
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Blanket over the problems and all you got are buried problems that will

fester.

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Reply #3922 August 9, 2009 2:29:53 AM
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Fester was always cool the way he could light up lightbulbs with a single

huff

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Reply #3923 August 9, 2009 6:16:56 AM
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"Huff and puff and blow him stack down"...is what a certain CEO said when they told him he can't have the cookie jar no

more.

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Reply #3924 August 9, 2009 7:02:58 AM
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More isn't always

better.

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Reply #3925 August 9, 2009 7:17:53 AM
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Better to get more before its all

gone.

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