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Reply #1226 August 24, 2010 11:21:07 AM
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I am Pharmacist of Borg... and I have just invented a pill for men with software issues.  One before bed will ensure they have the necessary hardware.

 

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Reply #1227 August 31, 2010 11:39:56 AM
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I am Insomniac of Borg... it wouldn't be so bad if it were 7of9 and an unruly implant keeping me up every night.

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Reply #1228 August 31, 2010 7:08:47 PM
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I am Kapitan Ernsk Metapopoplouski of Borg.......I am Kapitan Ernsk Metapoplou......Metapoplu......Metapop......oh pop this already, sheesh!

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Reply #1229 August 31, 2010 7:44:20 PM
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I am Jesse James of Borg... my wife is divorcing me because I got caught assimilating in a monster truck with my production assistant.

I am Tiger Woods of Borg... hey Jesse, wanna get together so we swap names and addresses from our little black books?

I am Lorena Bobbit of Borg... if you lil ol boys was married to me you'd be eunuchs by now.

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Reply #1230 August 31, 2010 9:01:49 PM
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OUCH!!!!!!!

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Reply #1231 September 1, 2010 10:52:47 AM
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OUCH!!!!!!!

I am Painful Lee of Borg.... OUCH, OUCH, OUCHHHHH, I just caught my implant in my zipper

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Reply #1232 September 1, 2010 7:18:52 PM
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That's why we lost power here the other night. You shorted your pecker.

 

I am Censor of Borg......************

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Reply #1233 September 1, 2010 7:31:37 PM
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That's why we lost power here the other night. You shorted your pecker.

Hehe... a short in my shorts with a short to my shortened short pecker.

I am Electrician of Borg.... it adds a new dimension to assimilation when you have a small current flowing to your implant.

I am Angus Young of Borg... I know, why do you think we're called AC, DC.

I am Ellen DeGeneres.... really?   And I've been living in a blackout all these years. 

I am Portia De Rossi... never mind, dear. I can get on of those strap on implants and become a double adapter.

 

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Reply #1234 September 1, 2010 11:01:38 PM
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I are Electricalcal Specialist Of Borg......um...Oh yeah... We are havin' a hard time with the....zzzzzzzzzzt!

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Reply #1235 September 2, 2010 12:29:47 AM
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I am Kirk Douglas of Borg.... being that I'm in my 90's now, maybe I could use a bit of electrical current to encourage a bit of life in the old implant.

I am Don Juan of Borg.... I'm such a good lover I don't need a electrical current in my implant to shock the ladies.

I am Tiger Woods of Borg.... I dunno about high voltage, but my implant has seen high usage in recent times.

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Reply #1236 September 2, 2010 12:39:47 AM
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I am Elin Woods of Borg..... my bank account is..... currently...high..    along with my revoltage.... of Tiger....

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Reply #1237 September 2, 2010 4:32:17 AM
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I am Milburn Drysdale of Borg.... hello Elin, if you transfer your fortune to my bank, I'll loan it to your ex-husband to build his new place at 33% p/a and we'll triple your money in no time.

I am Bernie Madoff of Borg... no, no, Elin, let me invest it for you in one of my ponzi schemes.

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Reply #1238 September 2, 2010 5:03:23 AM
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her financial adviser is Mrs Mac of Hey Hey I'm Borg.....and it's all going under the matress

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Reply #1239 September 2, 2010 5:47:23 AM
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I am Just Waking Up of Borg......where's my coffee!!!!!!

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Reply #1240 September 2, 2010 6:59:19 AM
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her financial adviser is Mrs Mac of Hey Hey I'm Borg.....and it's all going under the matress

I am Pest Exterminator of Borg.... Hello Ms Elin, I am here to check your bed for bedbugs.

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Reply #1241 September 2, 2010 7:09:05 AM
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I am Bimbo of Borg..........er, where am i? who am i? and who r u?  

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Reply #1242 September 2, 2010 7:19:50 AM
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I am Stunned Mullet of Borg... hey Bimbo of Borg, funny thing, that, I'm constantly asking myself those questions as well.

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Reply #1243 September 2, 2010 9:45:26 AM
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I am Zsa Zsa Gaborg......         darling.... 

 

I am Gordon Ramsay of Borg......                 

 

I am taxman of Borg........     

 

I am Paul Hogan of Borg.......  

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Reply #1244 September 2, 2010 10:01:46 AM
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I'm Palin of Borg.... I taught Jafo all hiz gramm'r an' spellin' (like a momma grizzly)

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Reply #1245 September 2, 2010 10:15:50 AM
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I am Michael Palin of Borg.... I wouldn't mention grammar in front of Sarah if I were you.... she will think you are talking about your great grandma and ask a million questions on how she is.

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Reply #1246 September 2, 2010 8:17:32 PM
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This is my third try.

 

I am Very Frustrated Now of Borg......Damn mouse pad sucks big time!!!! I want it assimilated. Call El Destructo of Borg. Tell him I got a job for him. The usual fee of two turnips and a mole will be in the usual place.

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Reply #1247 September 2, 2010 9:09:25 PM
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I am El Destructo of Borg... I can fix your mousepad, but being that I'm using a bigger sledgehammer these days, my payment has increased to two molls and a turnip.

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Reply #1248 September 2, 2010 10:28:16 PM
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I am PoliceBorg Herkle McGurkle of Borg...That be highway robbery and we dunt even have a highway.

Put them in the usual place? You know...under the front porch next to the c****** c******

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Reply #1249 September 2, 2010 11:20:50 PM
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I am Mad Max of Borg.... of course we have highways, tho that John Denver feller has a lot to answer for, calling 'em Country Roads n' all.

Put them in the usual place? You know...under the front porch next to the c****** c******

Would that C**** C*****  be my curried cabbage patch or my stash of cactus cider?

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Reply #1250 September 3, 2010 10:08:52 PM
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There be's an empty...hic...jug or two or four...hic.

HI...I am...hic...In...Ineb...Inebri... Soused of Borgia................................................................................................................................................................................hic.

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